Laws of Computing

First Law
The Computer is always right
Lemma one
Programmers are occasionally right
Second Law
The amount of time needed to debug a program is inversely proprotional to the time allotted for debugging
Corollary
Programs never work the first time unless there is virtually unlimited time to complete the program
Third Law
Any programmer can find 90% of his bugs simply by explaining his program to an uninterested observer
Corollary
The uninterested observer may be sleeping, dead, nonhuman, or, in extreme cases, nonexistant
Forth Law
The most difficult or nearly impossible programming problems appear obvious or extremely simple to anyone with little or no knowledge of programming
Corollary
Those problems most easily solved by a programmer appear to be overwhelmingly complicated and marvelous to the layman
Fifth Law
Computers are never more intelligent than their programmers
Corollary
Most computers are incredibly stupid
Sixth Law
The rarest bugs in any operating system or major programming effort will always show up in a demonstration of its use to prospective users or customers
Corollary
These bugs usually cannot be reproduced and therefore cannot be located
Lemma One
Customers will never purchase programs which appear to be riddled with bugs as verified by demonstration
Paradox
Most programs are unfit for sale

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Posted on: 7/8/2007 at 4:38 PM
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Wii World

My brand new toy has arrived yesterday and since then I had some time to use it. I must say that I'm very impressed with this small piece of equipment.

My last game console was an old Sega MasterSystem (Yes that was a long long long time ago). Since then I've mostly played games on my PC. I'm not a huge gamer. I'm a tiny gamer. Before my baby was born I played few games a week of Age of Empires or Rise of Nations or few other games. It has been nearly nine months since my last game play! Wii brings a lot of new interesting things to the game experience. For one, it is the first time ever that I've played a computer game with my wife (well not true, we played Yahoo Pool sometimes). The fact that you have to move around to play Wii games is a huge plus. It is a lot of fun! More so than I have expected.

Other cool features include the internet channel which you can freely download from the Wii store. It is essentially an Opera browser for Wii. With it you can surf the web right from Wii. That may not be that exciting but if you go to sites like Stumble TV where you can stream videos from YouTube right on your big TV, it quickly becomes super cool!

There are many other cool things in Wii. You can play Nintendo GameCube games, you can download old games from old game systems, and lots more!

Very cool toy indeed.

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Posted on: 6/21/2007 at 9:18 PM
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Wii Debate

I don't know why, but I think I want one.

Before I go out and spend money on this cool looking thing, I need to make sure I really want it. I have to get something for Father's day or Julia (my wife see her blog here) will kill me.

Reasons to buy it

  1. It looks so pretty!
  2. Everyone else says it is great!
  3. You have to move to play the games!

Reasons not to buy it

  1. It's not available anywhere!!! My goodness it is impossible to find this thing in a store
  2. Since my daughter was born I haven't played a single computer game.
  3. All it does it play games, why not get something that is also a DVD player etc...

I'm sure both lists will grow. For now I am still undecided.

Update

I have now officially bought Wii. I bought it online and it should arrive by the end of the week. YAY!

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