Laws of Computing

First Law
The Computer is always right
Lemma one
Programmers are occasionally right
Second Law
The amount of time needed to debug a program is inversely proprotional to the time allotted for debugging
Corollary
Programs never work the first time unless there is virtually unlimited time to complete the program
Third Law
Any programmer can find 90% of his bugs simply by explaining his program to an uninterested observer
Corollary
The uninterested observer may be sleeping, dead, nonhuman, or, in extreme cases, nonexistant
Forth Law
The most difficult or nearly impossible programming problems appear obvious or extremely simple to anyone with little or no knowledge of programming
Corollary
Those problems most easily solved by a programmer appear to be overwhelmingly complicated and marvelous to the layman
Fifth Law
Computers are never more intelligent than their programmers
Corollary
Most computers are incredibly stupid
Sixth Law
The rarest bugs in any operating system or major programming effort will always show up in a demonstration of its use to prospective users or customers
Corollary
These bugs usually cannot be reproduced and therefore cannot be located
Lemma One
Customers will never purchase programs which appear to be riddled with bugs as verified by demonstration
Paradox
Most programs are unfit for sale

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Posted by: marygiel
Posted on: 7/8/2007 at 4:38 PM
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ishwinder

Wednesday, August 20, 2008 11:21 AM

excellent!!!! Smile

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